Metro Section: Shorty
* Mike Jones: "Since this happened, lots of people have asked me if I think Dobson is gay, too. My answer to that is yes." [ Worth Repeating ]
* This Cosi Sandwich has more than 700 calories. [ Where is my mind? ]
* The fine print on DC voting rights: "So if Norton's vote ever actually makes a difference, they'll re-vote without her. In other words, the whole thing is just symbolism." [ Drinking Liberally in Washington ]
* DCeiver's top 20 songs for October. [ DCeiver ]
* "Happy birthday Marines! It's time to remember our country's fallen heroes on Memorial Day." Odd way to celebrate a "birthday," but we're all for heroes. [ The Tension ]