Metro Section: Speed


  • Howard Stern still terrible, but we respect the poster who really, really loves a joke. [Craigslist]

  • On the Hirshhorn: "I took my mother there once while she was in town visiting and that whole place just had a creepy vibe to it." [Craigslist]

  • Today's Kelly Ann Collins chat inspired a high-end dating/escort service. [KAC]

  • We all want to be Keanu Reeves. [DCist]

  • The Delta Shuttle may be late 100% of the time, but the Acela somehow manages 110%. [WP]

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