Metro Section: Speed
Howard Stern still terrible, but we respect the poster who really, really loves a joke. [ Craigslist ]
On the Hirshhorn: "I took my mother there once while she was in town visiting and that whole place just had a creepy vibe to it." [ Craigslist ]
Today's Kelly Ann Collins chat inspired a high-end dating/escort service. [ KAC ]
We all want to be Keanu Reeves. [ DCist ]
The Delta Shuttle may be late 100% of the time, but the Acela somehow manages 110%. [ WP ]