Metro Section: Stereotype Edition

* Only thing better than NPR Wine is PBS coffee. [alternative hoppopotamus]

* Tofu makes you gay. Rioting in China. [The Republic of Tea]

* "I try to avoid writing two Metro posts in a row, but, a $116,000,000.00 budget shortfall? Jesus Christ. Now fares may be increasing and weekend service will be trimmed. But, to make up for all that, Metro is considering discounts for reverse commuters. Eff that. Those motherfuckers should be paying more." [why.i.hate.dc ]

* "Just got my year end bonus - $75,000" Same here! Thanks, Cocktober. [Craigslist]

* "Wishlist: Diamonds Boyfriend Chocolate" [Tiaras Optional]


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