Metro Section: Stinky Panda Porn

If you didn't get your Stick tix today, you're stuck with the PandaCam. The National Zoo's Stick showings are booked through Jan. 2. [FONZ]


On last week's porn hearings: "One of Brownback's witnesses apparently testified that masturbation 'lights up your brain like a parade.' Which makes me think I need to get to more parades." [The Agitator]

Vividblurry's semi-annual Metro rant: Look at "the ton of banners and posters and placards urging Metro riders to report 'suspicious behavior' to the station manager. Yeah, have fun with that. You'll be greeted with a resentful if not vacant stare, assuming she looks up from her copy of Express to take notice of you." [Vividblurry]

Bored PandaCam? Stinky plant time! Sort of stinky. Some are disappointed. [WP]

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