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Metro Section: The Incessant and Unavoidable Fondling of Your Aura

  • It takes a politically savvy group of alcoholics to think they can demand the ability to get wasted on Federal property at 4:30 in the afternoon - enter the kickball drunks.

    [Kickbal in the City]


  • It's an obnoxious harrowing journey through McPherson Square, anyway way you do it.

    [High Heels and Football]

  • Washington Post identifies new hot-spot with surprising speed, only 2 months late.

    [WaPo]

  • Tons of DC related detritus on eBay, some of it modeled by the hipster doofus who asked for your number at Wonderland last weekend.

    [Metroblogging DC]

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