Metro Section: The Many Ways Out of a Wet Paper Bag

* The Marine Corps Marathon registration started today, but that information is totally useless to anyone reading this. [Metroblogging DC]

* Thanks to Jose Cuervo, the mobilization has started to get mullet-wearing, maple leaf-worshipping Canucks the hell out of our country. [Good at Drinking, Bad at Life]

* Having to apologize for saying "dammit" is reason enough to never run for any elected office. Fuck yea. [DCist]

* Going to be a little short on rent this month? Here's a plan for you. [Craigslist]

* Congratulations to Garrett Graff, who has now passed the "better come up with something quick" stage of book writing. [Gawker]


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