Metro Section: The Many Ways Out of a Wet Paper Bag
* The Marine Corps Marathon registration started today, but that information is totally useless to anyone reading this. [ Metroblogging DC ]
* Thanks to Jose Cuervo, the mobilization has started to get mullet-wearing, maple leaf-worshipping Canucks the hell out of our country. [ Good at Drinking, Bad at Life ]
* Having to apologize for saying "dammit" is reason enough to never run for any elected office. Fuck yea. [ DCist ]
* Going to be a little short on rent this month? Here's a plan for you. [ Craigslist ]
* Congratulations to Garrett Graff, who has now passed the "better come up with something quick" stage of book writing. [ Gawker ]