Metro Section: Vampires, Vodka, Marion Barry
* Don't read this while eating dinner. [ Mr. T in DC ]
* Sincerely, please treat yourself to the vodka and vampire lair that is Russia House. [ DCist ]
* "Why are there so many 'cunty' women in DC?" And this, more puzzling complaint: "Bartenders who have no power in life and therefore abuse what little power they have over the distribution of alcohol. I just want a beer bitch. And no, you won't get a tip from me." [ Attention Span of a Fly ]
* Related: "The bartender came right up to our group and said 'Hey, I've been acting like a jerk all night and I'm sorry. I got in a fight with my fiance and it wasn't fair for me to take it out on you. What kind of shots would you like?'" [ WonL ]
* How cold is it? [ why.i.hate.dc ]
* Marion Barry evades taxes, gets lingam massage. [ The DC Universe ]