Metro Section: Vote Or Die At the Hands of Scary Mexicans

  • New York blogger survives very scawy weekend in D.C., "I didn't realize I had accidentally taken a detour down to fucking Mexico." The story ends well, however, when he finds a lil' piece of home at Columbia Station. [This Is What We Do Now]

  • BOSS - I HATE YOU. [Craigslist]

  • WP endorses Fenty, Express thinks "this endorsement could spark some interesting thoughts." So far, no one cares. [Express]

  • D.C. Voter Guides misprinted, you may end up at the wrong polling place. We offer this by way of public service, although we doubt you were planning to vote or are even registered in the District. [DCist]

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