Metro Section: When You Gotta Go

* We heard that diesel is now going for "Buttload 9/10." [DC Viking]


* Hastert's own security detail should know that his heavily armored beer-gut is enough to protect him from small arms fire. [A DC Birding Blog]

* Turns out the new Metro voice is actually really great, for three stops. Then it gets banished to the back of the commuter brain and ignored along with tourists' questions and pregnant women asking for the empty seat that your feet are in. [Grace's Poppies]

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