Metro Section: When You Wasn't Famous

  • When famous-for-DC types go to restaurants that are famous-for-being-famous, a whole lot of ass slapping goes on - but you knew that already.

    [Yeah, So I'm]

  • The British: too stupid to find internet porn on their own, turn to DC blogs.

    [The DC Universe]

  • If you pay enough attention to the Metro voice to have an opinion on whether or not it is annoying, you haven't lived here long enough.


  • The speed at which DC voting rights legislation is moving forward could be described as "Sensenbrennerly."



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