Metro Section: You're Not White, Want to Be Friends?
Seeking 175 ethnic friends to play parachute, wear AIDS ribbons. [ Sarcastic and Cynical ]
Dear Lonny Baxter, "Dude, you might have not been playing in the NBA, but you would've been making a six figure salary overseas in Italy, not Kazakhstan or some shit. Boo-fucking-hoo." [ The Upstate Life ]
Pedestrians have the greatest rage of all. "What are you looking at, fuckers? Why don't you get off your asses and try walking to work?" [ Tiaras Optional ]
DC's Trader Joe's will open September 1st. As in NY, riots expected, Hawaiian shirts shredded. [ Free Ride ]
The Hillstarts tonight -- guaranteed to make you nostalgic for Jessica Cutler. [ DCist ]