Metro Section: You've Got To Be High
* As your attorney, Ben Bernanke commends your thrifty ways, and wants to know where you put the goddamn mescaline. [ Love and Haterade ]
* Menu Pages has launched in DC -- it's like what the delivery guy drops on the floor of your building, but useful. [ Menu Pages DC ]
* Feeling violent urges? Here's who to take them out on. [ Human Events ]
* The AFI SILVERDOCS film festival has all the documentaries not made by presidential candidates. [ DCist ]