Michael Bennet's New Ad Features His Cute Young Children, For Some Reason

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It's tough to figure out the message Sen. Michael Bennet is trying to get across in this new ad. As far as we can tell, there are two equally legitimate options: either his young children are well-respected economic and political titans with lengthy, important publishing records which give undeniable weight to their endorsements, or -- for you cynics out there, lousy cynics -- he believes the public will think of his young children as "cute" and his family "nice" and therefore Michael Bennet "good" for a future "vote." Hmm. Until we know where these kids stood on the 2005 bankruptcy law, we're not assuming anything. [Ben Smith]

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