* Reliable Source: Be prepared for No Pants Metro Ride, D.C. police are...Mary Cheney off of maternity leave...Tina Brown to bring you The Clinton Chronicles. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Moveon.org gains credibility by hiring former editor of The Onion...Obama and McCain bring the fear...Kate Beale makes the men swoon for Hillary...Mitt Romney missed out on a tie and maybe even a win. [Examiner]

* Shenanigans:Dennis Kucinich gets a bus of Ron Paul proportions...Karl Lagerfield for Hillary Clinton...Let's talk about the politics of sex. [Politico]

* The Sleuth:Michael Bloomberg is still threatening to run. [WP]