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Michael Moore, who used to make some pretty good movies, has some thoughts on Brett Kavanaugh's nomination to the Supreme Court. Those thoughts are stupid, and in fact, enraging, and would you have guessed those thoughts are that "Democrats are to blame"?

Some of us have been doing more in our "FIGHT" than starting film festivals and then trumping off the vendors. I, in fact, have been knocking on doors in Polson, Montana, asking old white Republican men to vote for Jon Tester (and Kathleen Williams!). Do you know what those old white men told me (very nicely!)? That the Democrats pushing against Kavanaugh were "a disgrace" -- and I'm talking about before the sex assault stuff came out, back when they were just filibustering all over Chuck Grassley's face. Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Mazie Hirono, et al., were waging an UNPRECEDENTED WAR on the nominee back when all we knew about him was that he loves carpooling and also telling reporters Hillary Clinton fucked Vince Foster to death, in her usual lesbian way.


Here's the thing, dickrag. It's a thing called MATH. Right now, there are fewer Democrats in the Senate than Republicans, and the GOP killed the filibuster for the Supreme Court the second they got the chance. Democrats can't actually stop Brett Kavanaugh's nomination without some help from a minimum of two Republicans still in possession of their souls, no matter how much you victim-blame them. They can YELL and CATERWAUL and FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT ... AND THEY FUCKING HAVE BEEN.

This reminds me of nothing so much as Moore's fellow know-nothing, Jill Stein, blaming Betsy DeVos on the Democrats -- when literally not a single Democrat voted to confirm her.


I am going to assume for the purpose of not stroking out that Moore is ONLY discounting the Democratic and "liberal" senators, and NOT the people who have been getting their asses arrested in the rotunda all week, or the women who made Jeff Flake actually recognize his conscience when it bit him in the ass. But you know he's talking about them too, and all of us, our silly Resistance that isn't Michael Moore-led.

Go the fuck away, Michael Moore. Or back to Chris Hayes's studio again, I guess, it's probably been at least three days.

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How do you do, fellow libs? We come together tonight to cheer and clap and cry and laugh, with our leader, Elizabeth Warren, and her fellow nice people Jay Inslee (the gold standard in climate action), Beto O'Rourke (excellent on being a good ally mostly), Cory Booker (best corny love hippie but also Wall Street, it's weird), Julian Castro (I don't know, people are super into him despite his creepy twinness and his too much pomade), Amy Klobuchar (bad bitch), Bill de Blasio ( ... ), John Delaney (???), and Tim Ryan and Tulsi Gabbard.

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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