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Does Michele Bachmann lie in bed at night thinking up clever new ways to dropcasual racism into her bon mots? Well, what else would she be doing in bed? First, Michele drops a little polling science on Bob Schieffer. What happened in 2010, Michele? "In 2010 women went Republican instead of Democrat and they will this time as well."


But Schieffer, weirdly, pushed back! "With all due respect, Congresswoman," he said, "the polls do not suggest that."

"Well the polls showed," Bachmann riposted, "and the ballot box showed in 2010, women went with the Republican." 2010 today, 2010 tomorrow, 2010 for ever! That is just how elections work, she rests her case! But why will they go with Daddy Warbucks this time? Blah blah blah Bachmanncakes, "With all due respect to the president, he's not competent to deal with the economy," Bachmann said. "Mitt Romney is competent in spades." No no no, Congresswoman. Mitt Romney is not black, he is Messican.

Here, watch Michele Bachmann's eyes twirl around their sockets like Kaa, the snake in The Jungle Book.

[CBS]

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Paul Ryan is still retiring, but…. Did you actually think we could get rid of him without him trying to starve poor people (more) on his way out the door? Of course not. Reverse Robin Hood Ryan is STILL trying to find some way, ANY WAY, to get those dollars that go towards feeding the poor diverted to feeding the rich. Because Christian. No matter how many time we remind Mr. P90X that Jesus fed the poor for fucking free, he still lives in the world of Mean Jesus, who rips the loaves and fishes from the hands of starving kiddies. Mean Jesus says blame their parents for being poors and not being able to buy them "brown paper bag" lunches.

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Hillary Clinton spoke Monday at the Elly Awards in New York, and she had something to say about Donald Trump's vicious plan to see how many Hispanic Mexican babies he can hurt before Democrats cry uncle and fund his fucking wall. Here is some transcript and a video, lovingly provided by Daily Kos, and after that we have thoughts:

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