Michele Bachmann Getting More Awesome By the Minute

Hot 4 Christ! - WonketteShe may be a loopy Jesus Freak, but people on the Hill have also noticed that Michele Bachmann is also pretty hot. Today, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reveals her beauty secrets:


* Likes Nordstrom and Macy's, looks hot in off-the-rack stuff.

* Sends gay-curing husband to go shopping for whole outfits for her because "he's got a good sense of style."

* Looks to Audrey Hepburn and Jackie Onassis for fashion inspiration.

* Does interviews with right-wing talk radio guys while she's naked in a dressing room.

Bringing a touch of haute to the U.S. House [Star Tribune]

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