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Michele Bachmann Is Eternally Hilarious, Airplane Reading Edition

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Well doesn't this just appear to be a promising comedy setup? Let's just end the tension right now and tell you in advance, it is. But you knew this: It is a universal law of Reason that because Michele Bachmann does not believe in it, even seemingly mundane activities like Michele Bachmann sitting on an airplane next to a person with a Twitter account must bear comedy fruit. Today's episode (which begins after the jump) answers the question, "What is Michele Bachmann reading these days?" Hint: IS CREEPY SHARIA CREEPING?

You can read the full Twitter saga here. Your editor has actually done some of this "editing" thing for once and reversed the Twitter stream so you may read in not-reverse chronological order:

"Penny" identifies this group as the weirdo cabal behind the book Bachmann is reading, but what we notice more than anything is that she sounds so focused! Notes on napkins! It's nice to know that she at least works hard at all that crazy. [Twitter; thanks to Wonkette commenter "Limeylizzie"]

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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