Michele Bachmann Not Just an Idiot (She's Also a Clumsy Thief)
Yammering dingbat Michele Bachmann is having one of her "on" days again! This random human equivalent of a found-art sculpture soldered together from fallen space debris not only registers a negative IQregarding the number of American embassies in Iran, but she also managed to get caught stealing! It's also evidence that even the most conservative wingnuts are growing tired of her: a group of Iowa's Christian homeschoolers started wondering why they were getting her constant, annoying spam emails when they had never signed up for this particular form of torture, which they quickly realized was because Michele secretly pilfered their contact list.
From the email sent out by the Network of Iowa Christian Home Educators via the Iowa Republican:
I want to apologize on behalf of the NICHE Board and advise you that we discovered that our list of homeschool contacts was uploaded without our knowledge or permission by the Michele Bachmann Campaign and used twice for e-mails from her campaign. We have been assured by the Bachmann Campaign that it was inadvertent. Due to safeguards built into our contact list, we immediately recognized the use.
Sure sure, "it was a mistake," like Michele Bachmann herself. And now the group is forcing Bachmann's campaign to pay for the free advertising with its last ten dollars, hahaha. [Iowa Republican; thanks to Wonkette operative "Monsieur Grumpe"]