Michele Bachmann Thinks Her Dirty Autograph Is Worth $125
This is a screen capture from the exciting beggar's epistle that arrived in our inbox today from Michele Bachmann! See it there at the bottom, that last sentence? Right, so here's our question: does this mean Michele Bachmann would actually, personally write "Thank you, Jism! Love, Michele" in one of her vulgar vampire fiction books if we sent her $125?
And for $300, will she take "Jism" to the buffet at Ponderosa Steakhouse? What will Michele Bachmann do with "Jism" for $1000?? Gross, we are not going to think about it. (Ha ha, we just made all of you think about it, though.)
And oh look, here is some hawt tabloid gossip from ABC News featuring Michele Bachmann's former campaign manager Ed Rollins calling her used-up gutter trash:
“She’s still saying the same things she said in the first the debate. There’s no substance. She says, ‘I’m going to repeal Obamacare.’ But she’s been saying that from Day 1. I told her: That’s your Tea Party speech, now you have to say what you’re going to do next.”
BURN. Marcus Bachmann will secretly lick Ed Rollins' autographed copy of the book before it is mailed out. [Michele Bachmann's Eternally Annoying Spam List/ABC News]