Super-sane and not at all Kaa-eyed congresslady Michele Bachmann prays to a fearsome G_d. First,He did Benghazi. Next, he will send the archangel Michael, probably disguised as a bunny, to wrestle the repeal pen into Barack Odumbo's hand, and then Odumbo will sign the repeal of his signature law, Odumbocare, because Michele Bachmann prayed for it, and we will all be freed from the "yoke" of being permitted to buy insurance even if we already had tit-rot. RightWingWatch has the tape:

And I think before his second term is over, we're going to see a miracle before our eyes, I believe God is going to answer our prayers and we'll be freed from the yoke of Obamacare.

First Governor Rick Perry prayed for rain to put out the wildfires God sent; now Bachmann is praying for God to repeal Obamacare. No wonder Heritage Action wants the GOP to stop doing its job; after all, who better to legislate and sign legislation and repeal legislation than the Almighty?

This leaves only the great Talmudic question: Why does G_d allow Obamacare to happen in the first place?


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