Michele Bachmann's Husband (!) Super Upset Over F-Word Used On Sign Somewhere

Having called forarmed revolution against America's democratically elected government, duck-faced sociopath Michele Bachmann truly exemplifies mature political discourse. This is why her alleged husband just put his name on a Bachmann 4 Congress fund-raising email, because the staffer who wrote this email cannot believe the local communists have gone so far as to put up some anti-Bachmann signs around Minneapolis, where they live. What do these signs say? Nobody knows for sure, because of the Bachmann's campaign sudden, shocking ability to self-edit, but it's a four-letter word that starts with "F." We are going to check the dictionary!

Foul? Fail? Frog? Fart? Fire? Let's say "Fire Michele Bachmann." Yep, sounds un-American to us!

Hmm we might even have to check Urban Dictionary because what's a derogatory term for black people that starts with "F," anyway?

This fictional character, "Michele Bachmann's husband," then goes on to whine about some nasty political humor that appeared in the 1950s pinup magazine Playboy, which of course nobody can confirm because come on, Playboy? But the message is clear: As long as anyone says anything negative or even vaguely rude about Michele Bachmann -- an actual insane person calling for her insane supporters to MURDER THE ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF AMERICA, WITH GUNS -- well, that is somehow "trampling of our freedoms." Uhh:

You and I both know they are resorting to these vulgar attacks because they know their time is up -- the American people have their number and won't put up with the continued trampling of our freedoms at the expense of their liberal ideology.

So, once Bachmann's Militia assassinates the elected Democratic leadership and the president and his administration in Washington and anyone who isn't a hard-right drooling suburban wingnut in Minnesota -- everybody in the cities, for instance -- then Michele Bachmann's husband can begin the untrampling of our freedoms, via fund-raising email.


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