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Mike Huckabee Declares War On Obama's 'Morally Repugnant Political Whores'

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SnobEach day is an adventure for Mike Huckabee. Some days he's all happy and a-slappin' the bass and whizzing off churchy jokes to his elderly fan base, other days he's angry as a constipated cockatoo in search of the great release. (Other days he is a leading possibility for President of the United States of America, but hopefully those days are over.) What's his fucking problem now? Something about "morally repugnant political whores," one of the more redundant phrases out there.


He's working with the famously populist grassroots democracy defenders at Citizens United to start something called "Obama Fundraising Watch," something that would be much easier were it not for the limited fundraising transparency that came in the wake of the Citizens United Supreme Court ruling. "In his administration and now on his reelection campaign," Huckabee writes in a letter supporting this new venture, "President Obama has surrounded himself with morally repugnant political whores with misshapen values and gutter-level ethics." From Buzzfeed:

And now here's a video of Mike Huckabee slappin' the bass with a non-morally repugnant political whore without misshapen values and gutter-level ethics:

[Buzzfeed]

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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