Miller and Matthews: Dueling Wackos

dueling wackosSenator Zell Miller sort of reminds us of the retarded guy who thinks he's the quarterback of team when actually he's the towel boy. He's the GOP's mascot, not a player and there's something creepy and condescending in the way Republicans treat him, like they have plans to de-pants him or give him a swirly in the locker room as soon as no one's watching. That was the plot of a Cuba Gooding, Jr. movie or something, right?


Who knew the towel boy was so nuts? Challenging Chris Matthews to a duel? Someone's been eating too much glue again. But what weapons, though? Do they even let Zell use the pointy scissors? We're thinking he wouldn't turn up his nose at spitballs now.

Seriously: We're scared of anyone who can make Matthews sound like the voice of reason. Maybe if we had dropped Zell on Tora Bora, we'd have a shot at winning the war on terror, after all. . .

Who would win the 'duel'? [CNBC]

Zell Miller Blasts John Kerry [Fox News]

Bush on terrorism war: 'I don't think you can win it' [Times-Dispatch]

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