Typical Wonkette parties are like this

OH HELLO, Wonkers, are you a Chicagoan or a Detroiter or a Minneapolino? (That's what people in Minneapolis call themselves, correct? We'll look that up NEVER and get back to you.) You might remember we told Chicago and Detroit that Wonkette is rolling on through in the Wonkebago this week, and that is still happening. But GUESS WHAT WE ARE COMING TO MINNEAPOLIS TOO! So cancel whatever you are doing TOMORROW NIGHT (Tuesday) because you are coming to the Wonkette party instead. Sorry about your other "plans."


WHEN: 4-7 PM

WHERE: City of Minneapolis, just look for us!

WHERE FOR REAL: Bar Luchador! It is in Stadium Village on the U of M campus! The address is 825 SE Washington Avenue, the location of which you can find by referring to "maps."

Chicago, remember we are in you on WEDNESDAY at 6 PM at the Margaret Burroughs Beach Park at 3100 S. Lake Shore Dr. Bring blankets and camping chairs and foods and vegetarian foods for grilling and NOT CHICAGO PIZZA.

Detroit, you are next, and that is on FRIDAY, June 6, at the Belle Isle Park, "in the open land across the road from the giant slide," according to our previous post. Here is a map of the park, where "Giant Slide" is helpfully labeled as "H." Apparently it costs $10 ameros to get into the park if you are driving, but if you take the bus it is free, so you just decide how you want to handle all that.

Detroit people should also bring "all the things" to the park.

For the rest of you, it is time for your open thread, so chit-chat or whatever, we don't know.

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