Misleading Headline of the Week
We say let the Senator retire if he wants to, but apparently Limbaugh and Hannity need him so badly Congress is stepping in, Schiavo-style, and taking special action to keep him in action. Nah, just kidding. It's the U.S.S. John F. Kennedy, an old Navy aircraft carrier, that Congress won't let quit. Easy to mix them up though.— GREG BEATO