Mistakes You Didn't Know Were Ruining Your Fried Chicken! Tabs, Tues., March 31, 2020
General Electric workers DEMAND to make ventilators. God bless, General Electric workers. (Vice)
General Motors, meanwhile, wants you to know, via the New York Times, that JESUS CHRIST TRUMP, IT'S NOT THEIR FUCKING FAULT.
Wichita machinists union wants all its factories to switch production too. GO UNION. — Wichita Eagle
Chris Murphy (D-Connecticut) expands a bit on the Senate saying two months ago TAKE OUR FUCKING MONEY FOR TESTING AND SUPPLIES and the Trump admin being like "nah it's chill." (Washington Post)
Dems promise Trump ... INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK! (It's a good idea though.) — Vox
Erik Wemple at WaPo: Hannity Must Go
Looks like errrrebody going on strike! (Daily Beast)
Mike Konczal at Dissent Mag explains the good, important things the CARES Act (the Senate stimulus bill) does, the good, important expansion of unemployment, etc., and the real, meaningful reforms we couldn't get.
Judges block Texas and Ohio abortion bans, so just all the others to go. (New York Daily News)
More intelligent people make negotiations win-win instead of screwing their negotiating partner to the wall, who could have guessed that. (New York Times)
Tiger King Ignores Its Only Protagonists: The Tigers (Uproxx)
This is about Marco Rubio's brother-in-law dealing cocaine with someone from the Tigers show. — Miami New Times
I have not seen the tigers show yet, Shy doesn't want to :( but anyway I'm finishing up a rewatch of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt :D
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