Mitch McConnell, Ya Burnt
How many pixels had to die so Kentucky Senate candidate Alison Lundergan Grimes could accuse Mitch McConnell of CGI arson? And isn't that really Darrell Issa's thing anyway? (Yes.)
Anyway, here is Lundergan Grimes being very MEAN to poor sad old Mitch McConnell, or at least her male narrator is so she doesn't have to get her hands dirty accusing poor sad old Mitch McConnell of burning down the country, which he did vote to do when he voted for the government shutdown, but only because he is a pussy who's scared of Ted Cruz.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.