Mitt Outlines Ambitious Hill Strategy, Bitchin Inauguration Party, Self-Propelled Flying Machine

If Mitt Romney is elected president, he promises to immediately present permanent gridlock with the presumably still Democratic congress. Because, you see, he has extensive experience working with a liberal legislature as governor, making compromises, and governing effectively, and now that he wants to be the Republican nominee for president he needs to renounce all of that. Romney's Hill agenda following his landslide election (lol):


* Something kinda like Hillary's health care plan except not Communist.

* Tax cuts.

* No Child Left Behind II: Sometimes Children Come Back, Again

* Tax cuts

* Screw firefighters.

* Stop all the whore- and little boy-fucking.

* Tax cuts

* Free e-meters for everyone.

Romney Outlines Hill Strategy [Roll Call]

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