Mitt Romney Already Campaigning In Iowa?
Wonkette operative "Laura S." was just cold drivin' through Iowa when she spotted these awful giant-human heads growing out of the fertile, head-growin' Iowa manure-soil. What is this about? Well, that's Mitt Romney on the left. He emerges from the Iowa dirt every four years, like Mormon Jeebus, to once again haunt the people of Iowa, who will (like every year) refuse to nominate him for anything.