Mitt Romney Also Not Elected President Of The Mormons

Olympic SealGOP gazillioniare Mitt Romney showed up at the funeral of the Mormon President, Gordon B. Hinckley, in Salt Lake City on Saturday, but his last-minute campaigning didn't help. Today, the Church of Latter Day Saints announced a new president/prophet guy, and this president's name isn't Mitt Romney, either. Thomas S. Monson is the new LDS leader. Just as we're totally confused by the whole "white smoke/white heat" pope election thing, we have no idea how this Mormon President process works, because we do not understand magic. [Salt Lake Tribune]

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