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Mitt Romney Blames Great Recession On Losers Like You Who ‘Attacked Success’ (Video)

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Mitt Romney, what caused the recession? Was it the banks? It was the banks, right? OF COURSE NOT, DON'T BE RIDICULOSE. No, it is losers who aren't rich, attacking rich people with their class warfare for wondering why rich people pay taxes at half the rate everyone else does! You don't even have to watch the video to hear the curl of his lip as he instructs you and your fellow plebeians. But you should watch the video, because it is funny. "When you attack success you have less of it," he lectures, "and that's what we've seen in our economy over the last few years."

Shhhh, Mitt Romney. Just shhh. Try this: Don't insult the middle class. Don't insult our allies. Don't insult ponchos. Don't insult baked goods. Don't insult your wife.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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If there is one thing that decrepit "rocker" Ted Nugent hates, it is gun-free zones. Over the years, he has insisted that they are very dangerous and pretty much the number one cause of mass shootings. They caused Columbine and mean "more body bags" and "more crime" and even "workplace violence"! They are "killing fields"! THEY ARE ALL THE BAD THINGS!

You see where we're going with this right?

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Oh hey, Maria Butina the Russian spy lady, you are still in jail!

Butina, who was arrested Sunday for being a Russian spy who infiltrated the NRA in order to infiltrate the GOP for her motherland, is supposed to appear in court this afternoon, and in advance of that, prosecutors have filed a really fun motion listing all the reasons Butina should be required to STAY IN JAIL until her trial, at which point she will be found guilty as a common Paul Manafort and have to go to so much more jail. In short, it is because she is a major flight risk, but the document is a much better read than that, and it has boning. Shall we give it a look?

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