Mitt Romney Fantasizes About Having An Actual Job (VIDEO)
Long ago, before he spent all his time fantasizing about being the President of the United States, poor little rich cultist boy Mitt Romney used to dream of having a real "working man" job. What if Mitt Romney was capable of doing something useful, and didn't just spend his life shifting the assets of millionaires here and there? What if he was, say, a Deep Sea Fisherman, like Jesus? Or maybe a Factory Worker of some kind, assembling various machinery products? Hell, even serving hot dogs to fat people would be more useful than the way Mitt Romney really spent his life.
Thanks to Wonkette super-video operative "Andrew K." for digging up this old Romney campaign ad from 2002.