Mitt Romney Now Losing Friends And Alienating People In Olde Anglo-Saxon-Lande Too


Oh Mitt Romney, please stop making us feel sorry for you. You go to Yurp so you can be a Celebrity Rock Star like Obama was in 2008, and "project leadership," and everywhere you go, you make peoplehate you. What jerk thing came out of your mouth this time? Oh, just that London was probably going to do a crap job with its Olympics, is all.

"Do they come together and celebrate the Olympic moment? That's something which we only find out once the Games actually begin," [Romney] said.

"It's hard to know just how well it will turn out. There are a few things that were disconcerting.

"The stories about the private security firm not having enough people, the supposed strike of the immigration and Customs officials - that obviously is not something which is encouraging."

The remarks were greeted with anger, with many British supporters of the Games taking to Twitter to accuse Mr Romney of being graceless and rude.

This is how you win hearts and minds, people. Like that of some nobody, David Cameron:

Now Tory Prime Minister David Cameron has swiped back. Said Cameron: "We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world. Of course it's easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere."

Meow, David Cameron, you catty bitch! But don't listen to David Cameron, as he is totally gay for Obama.

Instead let's reflect on Mitt Romney's totally great resume as being the savior of the Salt Lake City Olympic games -- the games John McCain called a national disgrace:

We can't wait to see what happens when Romney gets to Israel! And Poland. Don't forget Poland!


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