Mitt Romney Promises Exciting New Endless War With Iran If Elected
Happy Veterans Day, it is now time to reflect on how America needs another insane trillion-dollar war, for Unity probably, and also Fear! (Afghanistan is not doing the trick these days, boo.) Manly man Mitt Romney TO THE RESCUE with his pasty career corporate office-dweller chest puffed out as far as it will go in a huffynew op-ed promising to overturn wimpy loser Barack Obama's policy of not bombing the shit out of Iran if he is elected. What is the Mittens Plan of Attack?
Ha ha, we'll sum it up for you so you don't have to click on the Wall Street Journal link: mostly his "attack" is just to rehash in his typically dull way how Barack Obama has failed to bomb Iran and meddle in their social uprisings literally every day of the year since he became President. God, Obama and his dumb sanctions! So many sanctions! Blah blah, lots of TUFF TALK. At long last at the end of the piece, here is Mitt Romney's bold new plan to deal with Iran:
I want peace. And if I am president, I will begin by imposing a new round of far tougher economic sanctions on Iran.
Yep. Well anyway, we did say in the post title that Mitt Romney promises a new war, right? Oh yes, here we are, a couple sentences later in the same paragraph:
I will back up American diplomacy with a very real and very credible military option.
Hooray for war! In conclusion, Mitt Romney went to Harvard:
Si vis pacem, para bellum. That is a Latin phrase, but the ayatollahs will have no trouble understanding its meaning from a Romney administration: If you want peace, prepare for war.
He is a real Winston Churchill, that one! [WSJ]