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Mitt Romney Seems To Think 'Obama Wants Fewer Wars' Will Make People Not Vote For Him Or Something

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Hey Miffed Romney, what have you got to say today that the rest of us will either jump on with both feet after you are already down like that one fat fuck jumped on Rich Gannon that time, or will merely scratch our heads and go "eh?" Oh, Barack Obamawants fewer wars? You are right, nobody will vote for him now! What a stupid fucking idiot, thinking two wars is enough! USA! USA! And etc!


Mitt Romney, campaigning in Fairfax, Virginia, said Thursday that President Obama wants to limit the U.S. military's capacity so it can only engage in one conflict at a time. Criticizing the automatic defense spending cuts looming at the end of the year, which passed as part of the bipartisan debt-limit deal, Romney said he will "restore our military commitment and keep America the strongest military in the world."

"This president's done something I find hard to understand. Ever since FDR, we've had capacity to be engaged in two conflicts at once," Romney said. "He's saying, 'No, we're going to cut that back to one conflict.'"

Miffed, we are beginning to just feel sorry for you. You are so bad at this. Not just the gladhanding and campaigning and such. You are not good with people, we get that! But you are supposed to be Mr. Manager, and every strategy you espouse and person you hire is fucking tarded. You are the worst candidate in the history of this or any republic. Maybe you should just go on a cruise to Greece for the rest of the campaign. Really, no one would blame you at all.

[TPM]

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