Mitt Romney To Beat McCain's Head With Silver Medals

mittconfusing.jpgMitt Romney will probably lose everything tomorrow, but that's exactly the point. As he told reporters today, "I am definitely the underdog compared to Sen. McCain, a number of people have proclaimed that... But the nice thing about being the underdog is they typically win." No, Mittens, the underdog always wins. Wednesday morning, once McCain has locked up the nomination, call a press conference and declare yourself president for life. This should be a cakewalk for your spin team, at this point. [The Trail]

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