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Mitt Romney Visits Abandoned Factory To Spread His Message of Doom

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Photo by Gage Skidmore, Creative Commons license 2.0

OH HEY, MITTENS. There he is, our weird stale friend Mitt Romney,hanging out in an empty field in front of an old, abandoned factory building. Is that the safest thing for a rich old white guy? No, but that is his campaign strategy! After cruising around the bombed-out parts of Detroit saying it was proof that the auto bailout was a total disaster for everybody, Romney is doing his production of "America is Terrible Part II" over in Pennsylvania, standing outside a shuttered factory where Obama once gave a stimulus speech in order to prove that factories everywhere hated Obama's miserable stimulus dollars.


Predictably, the factory shutdown was not because of the stimulus, but Mittens just really wanted to stand in the same spot where Obama stood, just for a second, so he could also feel like president.

From the Washington Post:

Allentown Mayor Ed Pawlowski (D) said in an interview that Obama's policies did not lead to the factory's closure. The plant reportedly had longtime financial troubles. “I don't think Mitt Romney should be criticizing our community and this economy, because he has no clue why this plant closed — and it had nothing to do with President Obama," Pawlowski said.

We are excited to see which terrifying place Mitt visits next and what Obama policy he blames for it. A trailer park full of children with rickets because of health care reform? A school full of illiterate seventh graders because of support for education funding? That would make an excellent third part for a "trilogy of doom."

[WaPo / Photo by Gage Skidmore, Creative Commons license 2.0]

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