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Mitt's Fired Gardener Still Hearts Mitt

5-6-9 and 10, Money won't buy you back the love that you had thenAs has now been widely reported, it turns out that Mitt (and his totally-not-gay son Taggart) continued to use Ricardo Saenz's lawncare company this year after he promised that he wouldn't hire any more illegal immigrants. Whoops! Sorry about that loss of business, Ricardo. Despite all that's occurred, Saenz (a fellow Mormon) told the Boston Globe about Romney, "He's a man of integrity. He's a whole man. Morally and spiritually, I find him to be the one who can lead this country." Wait, do all us non-godly people have to learn a new religious code if Mitt's elected? Goddammit. [Boston Globe]

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