Mmmmmm, "Hardball". . .
Playgirl wants you to pick "which anchorman would you most like to see in Playgirl." As an avid cable news consumer, I can attest there are some genuinely sexy know-it-alls (we likes 'em snarky!) scattered among the bubbleheads, but Playgirl's list seems lifted from AARP Magazine, not Fleshbot . I mean, please: Geraldo Rivera? Wolf Blitzer? Andy fucking Rooney? The only Playgirl readers who want to see these gentlemen naked are the ones with an unnatural attachment to their Shar-peis.
And so many names are missing! What about Tucker Carlson? Joe Scarborough? Aaron Brown ? Sigh. We'll be writing in Chris Matthews (of course), but we all know who's going to win: Pretty boy Cooper. Because he appeals to all those straight women who subscribe to Playgirl.
Playgirl Magazine Vote! [Playgirl via DCRTV ]