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Bigtits McFakebook strikes again!

It could have happened to anybody. A lot of Dr. Phil clips will show you young (well, middle-aged) people just absolutely convinced that the person they were sending money to for "their construction business" was going to pay them back that $250,000, and also was going to fly out and marry them, just as soon as they got their passport sitch fixed. Dr. Phil tries not to call them fucking idiots, but you can only not call them fucking idiots for so long.

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Mommyblogging

Y'all Getting Rowdy In Here?

Care for a drink?

Looks like time to hit the liquor store

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Mommyblogging

Raise Less Corn, More Hell! Your BEST Mother's Day Tradition!

Here is your fifth or twentieth annual listicle of Mi Mamacita Communista, or Things My Mother Taught Me

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Post-Racial America

Have You Met Our New Writers, A Nice Lady And Wonderbitch?

We can do so many activities!

You may have noticed that ol' Wonkette dot com tends to be a pretty white sort of place. We have a gay, and a senior, and a bunch of vagendas, but it's been really some time since we had any writers of color. And when you write quite a bit about police brutality, the justice system, and Jeff Sessions, that severe lack becomes severely embarrassing.

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Guns

The Children Are Here, And They're FUCKING MAGNIFICENT

We are all wrung out with our love for them.

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Guns

We Are In DC, Gon' TAKE YOUR FUCKING GUNS :D

A couple weeks ago, we left Montana to head to DC for the #teens' March For Our Lives (we drive slow). We stopped by to see our girlfriend on the way out of town, and her friendly, not-stupid, but very racist trucker boyfriend was so happy for us! "Whatcha doing in New York?" he wanted to know. He was so excited! "No, we're going to DC," I told him, delightedly. "We're going to take your guns!"

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Wonkebago

L'SHANA TOVA, BITCHES, From Your Best Wonkette!

Who are the best website readers in the history of the universe? I THINK YOU KNOW!

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Guns

O Hai Please Join Wonkette As We Travel To The Teens' March For Our Lives ON YOUR MANY DIMES!

Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!

Not Emma Gonzalez! That is ME! Her grandma from another mother! I just love her so much and want to kiss her on her face because we are TWINSIES (minus 28 years)!

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Guns

Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens' March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go

YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.

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Guns

Fuck Your Thoughts And Prayers, Joe Barton!

Five Dollar Feminist is MAD ABOUT A THING.

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Mommyblogging

Tammy Duckworth To Teach US Senate Where Babies Come From

Tammy Duckworth just being awesome as usual.

ass kicker

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Featured

'I Heard Him Screaming At You In The Night, And I Was Scared'

But no pictures, so it doesn't count.

My fiance never punched me. He never choked me. But he did hold me down on the bed, trying unsuccessfully to rip the diamonds from my ears so I couldn't "fuck anyone else when I was wearing them." He always thought I was fucking everyone, most especially any gay friends who had dropped by for coffee, because clearly being gay was a ruse. I was never fucking anyone. He was though, often leaving a sweet note on the pillow to tell me he'd gone home because he couldn't sleep and didn't want to wake me, and going to another woman's house instead.

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Post-Racial America

It's 5:30 A.M.: Do You Know Where Your Children Will Live?

Let's be kind today.

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Mommyblogging

Deleted Emails: Guess We're All Mormons Now

Sometimes, autocorrect is not the ranter's friend.

P.S.: I am not a crank

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Mommyblogging

Wonkette Wins ONE MILLION FAKIE AWARDS, For 'Best Dick Joke' And 'Not Being The Fucking New York Times'

This is fake news. OR IS IT?

Donald Trump says SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FAKE NEWS DICK JOKE EMPORIUM!

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News

Your 2017 Weekly Top Ten Official Wonkette Babby Picture Review

Boy howdy if the year of our Lord 2017 ain't been one hell of a shit pile. To channel my inner Jim Lahey, a real shit cherry, sitting on the top of a shit sundae, with streams of hot shit topping flowing around the shit sprinkles. But I, your humble Shypixel, am here to fix all of that for you.

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