Post-Racial America

RNC Speaker Abby Johnson Knows If Cops Profile Own Black Son, He'll Have It Coming

She agrees 100 percent with your police work there, Lou.

One of the Republican National Convention's featured speakers last night, Abby Johnson, is mostly known for her career as the former Planned Parenthood director who says she suddenly became an anti-choice activist when her evil bosses told her to "sell" more 'bortions and she saw, via ultrasound, a 13-week fetus recoil from getting aborted. She had a crappy movie made about her and everything! She told the story again at the RNC, because that's her job now, even though journalists have pointed out it doesn't really add up. Johnson pushed her story and a load of other lies about abortion, like the bullshit story that Margaret Sanger founded Planned Parenthood to commit genocide against Black people. Which must be why Martin Luther King accepted an award from the organization, and considered family planning a means for Black families' economic success.

But Johnson also has thoughts about Black Lives and how much they Matter, because she has an adopted biracial baby. Vice News dug up a now-deleted YouTube video Johnson posted in late June, during the protests against police brutality, in which she explained that someday, when her "adorable, perpetually tan-looking little brown boy," now just five years old, becomes a big intimidating-looking brown man, it's really understandable that cops may racially profile him, because that's just smart policing.

Yes, really. Don't get all emotional about it, you liberals, she and her extravagant eyebrows explain, it's simply a matter of statistics.

Abby Johnson

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Hello Joe

Anybody else feeling just a teensy bit better this nice Friday afternoon?

My darling terrible ones, haven't we had a time these four years! From a stunned Election Night — the Champagne sat undrunk in the fridge for years, until I decided some ultimately meaningless James Comey move was a ray of hope — to the hideous inauguration, where at least we could be among our people. From Bannon's shock and awe that very first weekend, shutting down the airports to legal residents, who lived here, to the babies taking care of babies in refrigerated cages. From the gutting of every agency that led directly to an actual pandemic that the rest of the world has managed to manage.

You were right: The rest of the world isn't laughing at us anymore, President Trump.

They pity us instead.

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Recipe Hub

On It, Bill

This is not a paid announcement. We just love our Penzeys friends.

The Penzey family, the ones from the spices, have been annoying their conservative customers with loud mommyblogging against Trump and all the other Republicans for years now.

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Feed The Kitty


You know how once a month I say in my gentle, honeyed, nice person voice that you better GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MONEY SO WONKETTE DOES NOT DIE?

Consider this that time of the month.

Above you see some children telling you to GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MONEY. That is because they know that without Wonkette your life would be fascist and unbearable, whereas WITH Wonkette your life is fascist but if we're all very lucky, we might make it through. Just kidding, those children do not know anything about that, they are three and five years old! Only one of them even knows who Trump is and she barely knows about Nazis at all even though in Montana she has totally met some! But they DO know that Grandma/Mama uses money to buy them toys and dresses and pez candies and now THIS SHELTER CAT!

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