Hi Long Beach, California, and Wonkers beyond! We have a place for our beer-and-pizzathon Monday, Feb. 5, for your Super Bowl hangover, from 7 to 9 p.m.! We will buy the beer and pizza, and if you MUST, you may put your sticky dollar bills right in our pocket, but the tab is on us!
Come see Shy, me, the Wonkette baby, and Grandpa atBuono's Pizza, 250 W. Ocean Blvd., Long Beach, from 7 to 9 p.m.
Reno, Bend, Portland, Oregon, and Spokane, we will get around to telling you your SECRET SPY LOCATION at a later date, but remember to meet us
Reno Feb. 11.
Bend Feb. 13.
Portland Feb. 15
AND SPOKANE you have been added! Friday, Feb. 16!
Wonkers on the way to and from those places are invited to email me at rebecca at this here mommyblog dot.com and invite us to park in your driveway, and we may take you up on it! (Particularly if your driveway is a Temecula winery, I am just saying.)
WONKETTE OUT!
MONDAY! Long Beach Beer And Pizza Because Wonkette Loves You And Wants You To Be Happy!
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