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Monster Demon Wrestler Endorses Paul

kiiiiilllllllll!!! ... the fourteenth amendmentAs some of you may recall, WWE wrestler Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair recently endorsed Teh Huckbeez right around the start of his surge in the polls. But does Ric Flair mean shit in the heirarchy of pro wrestling? Bitch. Please. Enter wrestling god Glenn Jacobs, stage name "Kane," who has endorsed Ron Paul. After the jump, learn more about this monster Paultard.


A friendly tipster writes:

While Kane probably gets more TV time than Ric Flair nowadays, he's much less of a power player for the Pro Wrestling Fan vote. Kane is one of the big tall "monster" wrestlers who can't do anything besides punch and stomp for 10 minutes. He is known for his "chokeslam move" and bringing his arms down in a big fell swoop, which causes the ringposts to explode in columns of fire. His former credits include Dr. Isaac Yankem, an evil dentist wrestler.

Here's a video of him using his "mystical powers" to start fires:

To learn more about Kane, check him out on the Ron Paul 2008 endorsement website under "celebrities."

Glenn Jacobs endorsement of Ron Paul [Ron Paul 2008]

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In this increasingly polarized society we live in, it's hard to find any kind of consensus on anything -- but one would think that there would still be a few things here and there that we could all agree upon. One also might assume that one of those things would be "drinking bleach is a bad idea."

But if one were to do that, they would be wrong. Because the Genesis II Church is holding a seminar today in Washington State in order to promote the use of a substance they call "Miracle Mineral Solution," which they consider a miracle cure for every disease on earth, and which the FDA and anyone who can read ingredients would consider "industrial bleach."

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This past November, far right dingbat Laura Loomer was finally kicked off of Twitter after tweeting a bunch of crazy ass hateful shit about Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar. To put it mildly, she was not happy about it. In fact, she kind of lost her fucking mind (what was left of it anyway) and ended up handcuffing herself to Twitter headquarters in order to protest the ban. She's been yelling about it ever since -- though since she's not on Twitter, few have even noticed.

Filled with desperation and with nowhere else left to turn, she is bringing her case to court and suing Twitter in hopes that a judge and jury will force the social media company to give her back her account so that she can continue to use it to scream horrible things about Muslim people all day long. This is what she is currently doing on Instagram, where she just recently went on a charming rant all about how much she hates Reps. Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar (yes, again), stating that Islam is a "cancer" and that "Muslims should not be allowed to seek positions of political office in this country. It should be illegal."

With statements like that, it is hard to believe that Twitter, or anyone, for that matter, would not be thrilled to have a normal human person like Laura Loomer on their site.

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