More About Me (My Favorite Subject)
To the gentleman who wrote asking (of the questions that can be reproduced here), "Are you as hot as that illustration?" The answer is "No." The illustration above is what is known "an artist's conception," or "a lie." In truth, I am a rather large woman given to muu-muus and Dress Barn Woman pants suits. I will, however, pretend to look like the illustration above and talk dirty to you in a chat room if you tell me who Jenna Bush's coke dealer is. (You jerk off to Precious Moments cards, don't you?)