cnn earthquakes funny headlines haiti pt heroic news coverage More Earthquake Puns, Plz News Jim Newell January 18, 2010 02:34 PM Get it? "Earthquake," "unshaken"? ZING BAM POW. Next up: "Haiti? More like CHEETAH!" What, who says you can't use any of the Tiger Woods puns for other news stories? Anyway, congratulations to Jesus, for pulling off another fast one. [CNN] Jim Newell