Travis LaFrance interviews one of the performers at a "Lap Dance for Kerry" event:

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I cornered one of these fair creatures on the dancefloor, her chest heaving and tattoo glistening with perspiration, and asked her what she thought of John Kerry.

"I'm mobilizing thousands to vote for the guy," she panted, "but if I had to endorse him I'd vomit."

Of course, no one's being, uhm, "mobilized" by your keen political acumen. So just shut-up and shake the ta-tas for the progressive candidate and everything will be fine. . .

Lap Dance for Democracy [Travis LaFrance]