Moron Protesters And Mango Blendinis

  • "Seriously? You're aiming to squeak into the playoffs and you want me to commit a non-refundable up-front purchase of seats for all four rounds?" [Metroblogging DC]
  • "Winard Harper is a local boy done good, and it's always a pleasure to see musicians come back to perform to a hometown crowd. The 46-year-old drummer will be doing just that as he leads his wonderful sextet through two sets tomorrow night at the Kennedy Center." [DCist]
  • "Sorry for not updating recently, but I can't get in a lather over gun laws or the protesters. I've written about my hatred for DC's handgun ban too many times to count. And if you think one hundred moron protesters is going to work me into enough of a lather that it'll be worth it's own post, then you've got another thing coming." [why.i.hate.dc]
  • "Today being the vernal equinox, also known as the first day of spring, it seems like an appropriate time to mention DC's Equinox, its own rebirth and some of the cool local product they're serving." [Metrocurean]
  • "I recently treated my Rita's-virgin intern to the unfortunately named mango/vanilla Blendini. What I consider to be the best item on the menu, this majestic treat consists of mango italian ice, vanilla custard, and Nilla (Nilla!!) wafer bits lightly swirled together. After consuming this he turned to me and said, 'This is the best thing that happened to me all summer'." [Brightest Young Things]

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