BREAKING: No one in Iowa knows who Evan Bayh is.

The highlight of the video (this was posted by his PAC, by the way):

EVAN BAYH: How old are you guys?

EIGHT-YEAR-OLD: I'm eight.

EVAN BAYH: Gimme five?

Boy high-fives Evan Bayh.

EVAN BAYH: I've got two sons. Twins.

EIGHT-YEAR-OLD: ...

EVAN BAYH: ...

EVAN BAYH [to girl]: How old are you?

2007's gonna be a blast. An uncomfortable, awkward blast.