Mrs. Vitter to Mutilate Whore-Lovin' Husband

Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted yesterday to paying ladies to have sex with him and being dumb enough to use a traceable number to call up the whorehouse. Vitter's whore love was actually reported in Salon and the Lousiana Weekly three years ago, so it's understandable that no one in Washington had any idea. Oh, and speaking of that Salon story, here's Mrs. Senator Vitter's charmingly sociopathic take on Family Values and The Sanctity of Marriage:


Asked by an interviewer in 2000 whether she could forgive her husband if she learned he'd had an extramarital affair, as Hillary Clinton and Bob Livingston's wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

This brings the total number of dickless Senators up to 18, counting Specter.

There is a House in New Orleans [Salon]

Late Night FDL: Magic Numbers [FDL via Gort42]

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