MSNBC Clown Show Reaches Climax, Hires Meghan McCain

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The natural conclusion to MSNBC's long effort to win the Pulitzer in Applied Stupidity was reached today when the cable-talk station hired vapid airhead Meghan McCain as some type of on-air personality. "We were looking for someone who literally knows nothing about anything, MSNBC vice president of programming Koko the Klown said in pantomime, while sitting in a puddle of somebody else's urine. Meghan McCain was created by scientists in a laboratory to prove a "reverse dark matter" theorem that something can be so shallow and idiotic that it would be equally despised and laughed at by people of any possible political persuasion. [Gawker]

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